Post jokes you like

tabor

that sounds great，i can't say anything anymore

leslegend

I cant get the jokes you posted,cuz I am not a native speaker.

gamelover

leslegend 發表於 2019-07-26 19:46
I cant get the jokes you posted,cuz I am not a native speaker.

Most of them are dad jokes, so puns intended.

Let me know the ones you dont understand and I will explain. It will kill the joke, but you can get the others that way.

gamelover

I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...

“That’s just spam”

gamelover

I was going to make a fat joke



It didn't work out.

gamelover

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers…



"My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

gamelover

I asked my wife why she married me.



She said “Because you are funny.” I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.” She said “See? You’re hilarious!”

gamelover

A woman goes to a doctor and says


"I have a problem, my husband wants to have anal sex."

The doctor says, "well does it hurt?".

"No..." she replied.

"Well, as long as you are careful to not get pregnant, you should be fine."

"Pregnant?", she exclaims, "I didn't know you could get pregnant from anal sex."

"Sure," replies the doctor. "Where do you think lawyers come from."

gamelover

My teacher said that two positives can't make a negative.



Yeah right

gamelover

I would never cheat in a relationship,



because that would require two people to find me attractive.

gamelover

What's the difference between EA and North Korea?



North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as EA

gamelover

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.



It means a lot.

gamelover

What is 50% of Canada?

The letter A

lazykit

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them

Sukisaki

A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me, it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."